Funniest. Mail. Ever.

16 11 2007

From: “Margery Z. Culver” <>
Date: Fri, November 16, 2007 4:02 pm
Subject: [SPAM] Ancient s’e_xual wisdom comes to your rescue

Now that you’ve got a lass that’s hot
You wanna nail her dripping twat.
She’s full of passion, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!




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